post jokes here! XD here's one.

one night, a burgler broke into someone's house. he was tiptoeing through when he hears "jesus is watching you" he looks around and doesn't see anything. so he continues tiptoeing and hears "jesus is watching you". once again. he lookes around and doesn't find anything. she he once more continues to tiptoe around when he hears a third time "jesus is waching you" he looks around again and this time sees a bird in a cage. he goes "what did u say to me?" and the bird relpies "jesus is watching you" the burgluer then says "what's your name bird?" and the bird relipes. "clarence". then the burgler says "claernce?! what kind of name is clarence?! what idiot names a bird clarence!?" and the bird relipes; "the same idiot who name the rotwhiler jesus."

XD I think the burgerlur is all like, "A rotwhieler!?" I don't know how to spell it though.

I'd personally call the dog Killer, but Jesus works for this joke. xD
I need to use it at school sometime. xD
My friends would laugh a lot.

i found it on an animal website a few years back

i like jokes a lot!!!

Why did the taco cross the road?

It was taped to the chicken.

I know, cheesy. It was the best thing I could come up with on short notice...