Seriously, I can't go a SINGLE DAY without injuring myself in some way. Today, I stabbed myself in the finger with a thumbtack. Yesterday, I ran into the handle on my oven and bruised my hip really bad. The day before that, I stabbed myself in the eye with a pair of sunglasses.

IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIMMMEEE. D8

Like, I'll be talking on the phone with one of my friends, and I'll hurt myself, and say "Ow." My friends are so used to this that they'll just say, in a monotone voice, "What'd you do this time, Alyssa?"

It's kinda funny, though. XD I'm the type of person who can laugh at myself really easily. I don't take a lot of stuff seriously.


The most abused part of my body is my feet. I have many scars from rope burns, getting ran over by bikes, dropping rolling carts on my toes...

arden, arden, arden. Think before you go somewhere and be careful. XD

ROFL D8!!! (In a oh my god way) D: Are you shure your okay Arddy?!?!

o3o! Ooo I am a sensitive brat D8 !! and I cryy sooooooooooooooooo easily D8!! When I watch a drama I ALWAYS cry when they cry. D:!!

OH MY GOD !!! D8 Ikr?! Yesterday I was at the pool and got stepped on my toes 6 times yesterday @_@ FROM THE SAME PERSON! who i don't know.

I'm practically ALWAYS with my best friend, we're practically attached at the hip. (Case in point: She NEVER answers her cell phone, so her boyfriend calls MY phone all the time, because, chances are, she's sitting right next to me. XD)

But me and my friend go a lot of places together, and her mom usually drives us in her minivan. But I can't even begin to COUNT the times that Caitlin has slammed my foot in the door before. XD

man, i think you have the guardian of injury. be careful out there!

I get hurt everyday too. T_T I know what you feel, Arden. PAIN!

Once, I was at the movie theater with a bunch of my friends, and when it was over, there was popcorn all over the floor, so me and another friend started kicking it at each other in the aisles. Well, I accidently kicked the leg of one of the chairs, instead, and sprained my ankle. I had to limp out of the movie theater. XD

I have that same problem too, but I hurt other people. O.O
I fall and someone nearby always gets kicked or slaped. I'm then freaking out saying, "I'm so sorry!" xD

I am a walking Tornado.

Not only am I accident-prone (As in, hurt my self every five minutes), but my clumsiness passes to the people around me as well. XD
People only ever seem to break bones while I'm around in my school. XD

Heck, I've even slipped on a banana peel before.

Red that's plainly epic :'DDD . And this morning i burnt my fingers while ironing the sweater D<. I'm a klutz aswell these days XD Or while going through corridor at school i saw the doors opening but i still banged into them D:

oh my god..you're worse than me..

Yay for being klutz! We are so awesome with our powers of hurting ourselfs/ others easily! We should be a super hero team!

Once, I ran smack into a half-closed garage door because I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. When you have braces, getting your mouth pulverized by a big metal door isn't a good idea, because the braces cut into your lips and make 'em bleed.


Then, later that day, I fell down the stairs. XD I had a huge, black-and-blue bruise on my arm that never completely went away...

Oh yeh.. i remember. I was writing a message on phone and walking out of somewhere. I was walking walking and rammed into a metal pole XDDD my head hurt for two days. or the other day me and family were in forest picking mushrooms.. i saw alot near some branches and ran to get them but i ONCE AGAIN rammed into a huge trees branch (really thick) another headache for few days :'D or i ram my head into wall when i sleep.... I nother words I don't know how am i still so intelligent.