Dear Kermit the Frog,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in your car and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I’m allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet lips and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Alyssa



Here's how to do it....

Dear (someone),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it When (2)( 3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning ( to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your innicials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - >>Odd Chef<<
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Other - ashamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your last name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The first letter in your first name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Italy - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Dear Venus,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw out your sock drawer outside of your office and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your sucide note as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you should stop picking your nose.
Go milk a cow,
Kitty

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Why did I pick Venus's name? Why!?!?

Dear Red Riding Hood,

I don't really know how to tell you this, The mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump At the Elton John concert and i saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory.You should also know that you will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go milk a cow,
Genna

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LOL xD I had to do Red for some reason xD

Dear Ardy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, Our affair is over. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In your car and I saw you Hit on My father. I'm sure you're >>Odd Chef<< enough to understand That we’re related. I'm returning Your love letters to me but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Kelsey

:'DD.... Tee-hee.

;o sounds.. perverted. *glances* Ardy......

LOL

Dear Kitty,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear in your closet and I saw you drove over my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Momoko aka Momo
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The letter involed a cat, so I had to do Kitty! Please don't blame me! D:

Dear Cloud,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you Pull the pants off of my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out .
Go milk a cow,
~Gamer

LOL Big time!! This is weird....though funny at the same time!! X'DD

Oh I can't stop! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! *gasp*...Ok... ;D

I'll.. o_o do another one! LOL because my tastes have been changing ;'D

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ARDY READ THIS LETTER LOL.

Uhhh... LOL This may be a bit... LOL for kids younger than 13 =P Don't read if you are gonna be Ew about it.

Spoiler:

Dear Ardy, I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In your apartment and I saw you Pull the pants off of My knee caps. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your love letters to me/Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon. Warm tingly sensations, Kelsey

(o_o actually the News have been entertaining lately..
and my brother; painted magenta on my way o.e i dunno why and kept the yellow.. scary room)

LOL... Oh suree.. I had to choose Ardy again and get another perverty response xD after I read it.. i was like..

LOOOOOOOOOOL.

WOWOWOW... XDD

*coughcough* Italics...

Next survey!


ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: yess
B - BIRTHDAY: April 2
C - CRUSHING ON: no oneeeee.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: caitlin
F - FAVORITE SONG: hard to chosee
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: hmm..bears(:
H - HOMETOWN: flo-rida
I - IN LOVE WITH: Regina Spektor.
J - JUGGLE: if throwing balls randomly in the air and attempting to catch them counts as juggling, then yeah.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Not yet.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 14 hours? Something like that.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: a really annoying brother
O - ONE WISH: three-day weekendd
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: caitlin(:
R - REASON TO SMILE: I have the house to myself tonight
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Lucy by Skillet
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:00 a.m. *dies*
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: umm...no comment
V - VEGETABLE(S): corn
W - WORST HABIT: being cynical in the mornings when I'm tired
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: a couple when I was little
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aries

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: lyss (and if you count SOMETIMES-Y as a vowel, "lss"
What colour do you wear most?: i have no idea
Least favourite colour? gray. depressing.
What are you listening to? "Gilmore Girls"
Are you happy with your life right now?: yeah
What is your favourite class in school? biology
When do you start back at school/college? last monthh
Are you outgoing? VERY(:
Favourite pair of shoes? my black sandals probably, i dont know.
Where do you wish you were right now? at my aunt's house

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: I try. Don't know how well I succeed, though.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No. I'd probably choke to death.
Can you whistle?: yeah, one of my many talents. 8]
Write with both hands?: yeah, im better with my right though
Walk with your toes curled?: i think sooo

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: ehh, not really
Do you believe in miracles?: im a believer
Do you believe in magic?: sometimes
Love at first sight?: yes
Do you believe in Satan?: yeah
Do you believe in Santa?: nope, which is a sad thing.
Do you know how to swim?: yes
Do you like roller coasters?: YESSSS(:
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: nopeeee

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: yes

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? HOT
What radio station do you listen to?: i don't really listen to the radio...
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: chik-fil-a xD
What was the last thing you bought?: stuff on iTunes
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Gilmore Girls

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: i dont remember
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Caitlin
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: mom

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: yes
Do you cry when you get an injury?: it depends how bad it is.
Do certain songs make you cry?: certain ones.

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: for the most part, except when I'm not.
What can make you happy?: my friends
Do you wish you were happier?: Eh, not really. I'm pretty easygoing.
Can music make you happy?: yes

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: once
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Caitlin, but not romantically (sorry, loveeyyyy, I don't swing that way. D8)

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? blonde
Have any tattoos?: nope
Eye colour? blue

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: doesn't matter
Short or long hair: doesn't matter
Height: a little taller
Best clothing: doesn't matter
Favourite hair color: doesn't matter

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: ha no
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Cried in school: yeah
Thrown up in a store: no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: yessss
Gone skinny dipping: ha no...;]

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: i dont go to either one of them enough to know the difference haha
Single or Group Dates: eithers good(:
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Meat or Veggies: meat
TV or Movie: movie
Guitar or Drums? both are good
Adidas or Nike: nike
Chinese or Mexican: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: cheerios
Cake or Pie: cake
MTV or VH1: VH1

Lmao i love your surveys Ardy x3

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Yeup
B - BIRTHDAY: June 27
C - CRUSHING ON: *blushes* Someone at school.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Milk
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Anthony
F - FAVORITE SONG: Kiseki - eLEQUTE
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Bears :]
H - HOMETOWN: Silverspring, Maryland
I - IN LOVE WITH: -censored-
J - JUGGLE: o_o ? I can't juggle.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: *suspicious glances*
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 12 hours
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 brother... who is SUPER annoying
O - ONE WISH: Lots of Astros (don't ask)
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Steven
R - REASON TO SMILE: No homework
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Kiseki - eLEQUTE
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:11am xD
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: ;O Pink, Black, White with words which I will not say.
V - VEGETABLE(S): Potatoes!
W - WORST HABIT: biting my nails x_x
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 2 times.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Cancer

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: Klsy or Kls
What colour do you wear most?: Purple
Least favourite colour? none
What are you listening to? A song
Are you happy with your life right now?: Sort of
What is your favourite class in school?: Language Arts
When do you start back at school/college? August 10
Are you outgoing?: You can say that o_o
Favourite pair of shoes?: These comfortable shoes ._. that are like ballet flats ( no ribbons)
Where do you wish you were right now?: In someone's house

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Heck no
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Last time I tried, I swallowed it
Can you whistle?: Sorta
Write with both hands?: Uhh. Nope. Only right hand
Walk with your toes curled?: Yeup

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: YEUP
Do you believe in miracles?: Yea
Do you believe in magic?: YES.
Love at first sight?: Mhmm Yeup
Do you believe in Satan?: Yea
Do you believe in Santa?: Heck no. *dream crushed when I was 4 years old*
Do you know how to swim?: no...
Do you like roller coasters?: HECK YEAA!!
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No. Maybe. No

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: No
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yes

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside?: Moist
What radio station do you listen to?: 99.5
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: What the Pho? (LOL YES a restaurant name)
What was the last thing you bought?: *shrugs* chocolate for someone
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: True Life

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: Amy
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Myself and Steve
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: -no comment-

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yea..
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Lots of times
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: No
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Yes
Do certain songs make you cry?: Lots

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Not really
What can make you happy?: Making other people happy
Do you wish you were happier?: Yea
Can music make you happy?: Yeup

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: 3 times.. maybe more
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Yes. Steve and Charlotte

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? Brown
Have any tattoos?: No
Eye colour? Brown

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: IDC
Short or long hair: IDC
Height: IDC
Best clothing: IDC
Favourite hair color: IDC

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: LOL. No
Laughed so hard you cried: Yea
Cried in school: Yes..
Thrown up in a store: No
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: YES!
Gone skinny dipping: ..... Uhh.. no

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: iBurger King
Single or Group Dates: I don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Meat or Veggies: meat
TV or Movie: movie
Guitar or Drums? Idc
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios (If its those plain non-honeyed ones. HECK NO.)
Cake or Pie: Cake
MTV or VH1: I like both.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: When I'm 14, yes O.O for now I'm to young xD
B - BIRTHDAY: February 22nd
C - CRUSHING ON: WHat they heck? I'm 12! D8<.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Chelsea (BFF 8D)
F - FAVORITE SONG: Loves me not 8D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms! 8DDD
H - HOMETOWN: California. If I told you my hometown i'll imediatly call you a stalker.
I - IN LOVE WITH: For the last time no one! D8<
J - JUGGLE: Sorry no D8
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Of course not! I'm young ._.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 7 hours.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Haven't tried one yet D8
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 really selfish step brothers (especially the younger one T.T)
O - ONE WISH: no P.E.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: mom xD
R - REASON TO SMILE: I don't have a lot of homework
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: rhythm of the night!
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:50 am Yea i had to rush to school D8
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: creepy stalker T.T
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots!
W - WORST HABIT: biting nails
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: none
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Picies (or however you spell it)

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: errr I don't know
What colour do you wear most?: blue
Least favourite colour? yelllow. THE LIGHT IT BURNS! D8
What are you listening to? nothing right now.
Are you happy with your life right now?: sorta :/
What is your favourite class in school? Humanities (Funny teacher ^^)
When do you start back at school/college? 2 weeks ago
Are you outgoing? nope
Favourite pair of shoes? my pink sandal thingys
Where do you wish you were right now? a waterpark

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Yup ^^
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: one word: no
Can you whistle?: yes! 8D
Write with both hands?: NoI'm a rightie
Walk with your toes curled?: yes.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Kinda sometimes
Do you believe in miracles?: Yes,they happen to me sometimes
Do you believe in magic?: yes
Love at first sight?: no
Do you believe in Satan?: yes
Do you believe in Santa?: no.
Do you know how to swim?: yes
Do you like roller coasters?: YES! They're awesome! 8DDD
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: nope nu uh

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: yes

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? cold and hot you know kinda cold
What radio station do you listen to?: I'm not a big radio person
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Oooh toughie >.< i think it was wood ranch?
What was the last thing you bought?: MY NEW CELLPHONE! 8DDDD
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Johnny test for some weird reason

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: idon't Im I text ;D
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: me! 8D
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: mom of course xD

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: no but my mom's shoulder xD
Do you cry when you get an injury?: If it's really bad then yea
Do certain songs make you cry?: VERY FEW.

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: YESSSS
What can make you happy?: When i don't have to run the mile in P.E.
Do you wish you were happier?: I'm already happy ;D
Can music make you happy?: yes

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: none
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: no! D8<

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? dirty blonde
Have any tattoos?: do washable ones count?
Eye colour? hazel

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: Blue
Short or long hair: Long
Height: Yea i wish I was 6 feet or 5 feet right now xD
Best clothing: doesn't matter
Favourite hair color: blonde just blonde

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: NO! D8<
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Cried in school: yeah
Thrown up in a store: no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: yea xD
Gone skinny dipping: What the heck? no wayz!

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: BURGER KING! I LOVE CHICKEN FRIES! <3
Single or Group Dates: ehhh I don't know
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Meat or Veggies: veggies
TV or Movie: TV
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike: nike
Chinese or Mexican: MEXICAN! 8DDDDD <333
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: cheerios
Cake or Pie: pie! 8DDDDD
MTV or VH1: MTV

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: yeah.
B - BIRTHDAY: Dec. 12
C - CRUSHING ON: Why would I say? Ardy would tell him. (JK.)
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: green tea
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Squidy or Jill-io.
F - FAVORITE SONG: Somethin' by Cobra Starship. Maybe 'Sandalous?'
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: bears
H - HOMETOWN: IL
I - IN LOVE WITH: Aiyo, I mean my cat.
J - JUGGLE: No.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Maybe.... (Not really.)
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Five days.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Vanillia
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2
O - ONE WISH: I could get a 5 on all AP tests.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Jill-io.
R - REASON TO SMILE: Cat ran into a window.
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: 'Good Girls Go Bad'
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:30 A.M. (I missed half an hour of study hall. ;D)
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: Stalker. O.o'
V - VEGETABLE(S): Spinach
W - WORST HABIT: Parinoid.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Too many.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Sagitarrious

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: krstn
What colour do you wear most?: Blue denim
Least favourite colour? greenish-brown that looks like barf.
What are you listening to? "D@#* You Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous)"
Are you happy with your life right now?: Not shure.
What is your favourite class in school? Journalism
When do you start back at school/college? Early this month
Are you outgoing? kind of.
Favourite pair of shoes? I don't care about shoes as long as they fit.
Where do you wish you were right now? Disney World

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Not at all. Two left feet.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No.
Can you whistle?: Nope.
Write with both hands?: yeah
Walk with your toes curled?: yep.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Maybe far away.
Do you believe in miracles?: Nope. Everything has a reason behind it.
Do you believe in magic?: Nope.
Love at first sight?: Yeah.
Do you believe in Satan?: Maybe.
Do you believe in Santa?: No. I blew him up.
Do you know how to swim?: Yep.
Do you like roller coasters?: Yeah.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Nope.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yeah.
Have you ever painted your nails?: What kind of question is this?

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? Pleasant
What radio station do you listen to?: WIXX
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: DQ
What was the last thing you bought?: Fruit Snacks
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: NCIS

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: I don't know.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Myself.
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My cat.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yep.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yeah.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: No, I don't show even my closest friends my tears.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Same as Ardy.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Nope.
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: You tell me.
What can make you happy?: Action movies
Do you wish you were happier?: Nah.
Can music make you happy?: If it's funny.

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: None.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Nope, but I'd probably die for anyone when I think about it.

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? Brown
Have any tattoos?: I wish.
Eye colour? It changes.

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: I don't care.
Short or long hair: Same as above.
Height: Ditto.
Best clothing: Look up for awnser.
Favourite hair color: Same.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: Not as prisoner, but yeah.
Laughed so hard you cried: Yep.
Cried in school: Never. I'd die first.
Thrown up in a store: Yep.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Always.
Gone skinny dipping: Maybe.... >////<

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: I hate both.
Single or Group Dates: I don't care.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: M-E-A-T
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums? Guitar
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes
Cake or Pie: Depends
MTV or VH1: Neither.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: sure.
B - BIRTHDAY: September 23!
C - CRUSHING ON: Why would you want to know? You don't know him!
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Dr. Pepper
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: A rock
F - FAVORITE SONG: My favorite song since I was 6 was 'Once upon a december' In itilian!
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: bears. I woke up too late to catch the worm.
H - HOMETOWN: Idk.
I - IN LOVE WITH: Everyone! I love everyone!
J - JUGGLE: No.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Will you turn me in if I say yes?
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: three days.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2
O - ONE WISH: to be super duper fast
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My dad.
R - REASON TO SMILE: Good dreams
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Yellow Submarine
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8:30 A.M.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: .................................
V - VEGETABLE(S): Leeks!(Yummy!)
W - WORST HABIT: I Procrastinate
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Many many.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: It deends, Either I'm a libra or a Virgo

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: Mrss
What colour do you wear most?: Brown
Least favourite colour? pukey green
What are you listening to? Devil's Dancefloor by flogging molly
Are you happy with your life right now?: Not sure
What is your favourite class in school? none,they are all boring....
When do you start back at school/college? September 10th
Are you outgoing? kind of. It depends if my common sence is fully awake.
Favourite pair of shoes? I don't care as long as they are comfy
Where do you wish you were right now? Disney Land

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Not at all.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No.
Can you whistle?: Yep.
Write with both hands?: nope.
Walk with your toes curled?: yep.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Maybe far away.
Do you believe in miracles?: Nope.
Do you believe in magic?: Nope.
Love at first sight?: Yeah.
Do you believe in Satan?: Why not.
Do you believe in Santa?: He was real a lonnng time ago and he only gave away socks to a family in his town. or something like that.
Do you know how to swim?: Yep.
Do you like roller coasters?: Yeah.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Nope.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yeah.
Have you ever painted your nails?: just a clear coat.

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? Sunny.
What radio station do you listen to?: Kduk
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:Taco Bell
What was the last thing you bought?: Ice cream
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Spongebob

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: My dad.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Myself.
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My dad.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yep.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yeah.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: No, I don't show friends my tears.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Duh, if you broke your leg you would cry!
Do certain songs make you cry?: yes
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Most of the time
What can make you happy?: Comedy
Do you wish you were happier?: sometimes
Can music make you happy?: Yes.

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: I'm not sure If I have.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Yes, I love everybody enough I'd die for them!

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? Strawberry Blonde
Have any tattoos?: nope
Eye colour? It changes from light green to dark green.

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: I don't care.
Short or long hair: Same as above.
Height: I don't care much.
Best clothing: I don't care.
Favourite hair color: Same.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: Yep, field trip!
Laughed so hard you cried: Yep.
Cried in school: Yes, I broke down in math class
Thrown up in a store: Yep. I still remember that day...
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Always.
Gone skinny dipping: no!

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: neither.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King, but I don't like them much.
Single or Group Dates: Never been on one, so I'm not sure.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: MEAT!!!
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums? Guitar
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios if theyre honey nut
Cake or Pie: Depends
MTV or VH1: Neither.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Nope
B - BIRTHDAY: December 25 o.e
C - CRUSHING ON: Nobody
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Hot Chocolate
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Naomi
F - FAVORITE SONG: KPop xD
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Bears <3
H - HOMETOWN: ...rather not say
I - IN LOVE WITH: =I Noone!
J - JUGGLE: Somewhat
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Nononono
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Around 2-3 days
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: VANILLA<3
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Only child! =o
O - ONE WISH: More wishes!
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: ...Nathalie
R - REASON TO SMILE: It's Friday
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: How You Love Me Now by Hey Monday
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:20ish
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN: I think it was stripes when I put it on this morning XD
V - VEGETABLE(S): Er-Mushrooms
W - WORST HABIT: Chewing on my bottom lip
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: about 3, when I had pneumonia
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn (is that right?)

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: aa (??)
What colour do you wear most?: Green, I believe.
Least favourite colour? The color of bruises. Makes me sick D:
What are you listening to? Nothing =I
Are you happy with your life right now?: I suppose
What is your favourite class in school? Maath
When do you start back at school/college? Two months ago =o
Are you outgoing? Sort of, I guess. But I like staying home sometimes
Favourite pair of shoes?: My black flats
Where do you wish you were right now?: At an amusement park or something

THE CANS:
Can you dance?:I'm very bad at it, so no.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I managed to, it about 32 minutes o.e
Can you whistle?: Yes
Write with both hands?: No
Walk with your toes curled?: Sort of

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Naaah
Do you believe in miracles?: Dunno...never thought about it xD
Do you believe in magic?: Er...
Love at first sight?: Not really, to be truthful. You have to really know the person.
Do you believe in Satan?: ...
Do you believe in Santa: I was until I turned 9
Do you know how to swim?: yes
Do you like roller coasters?: YESYESYESYES. (:
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Ohgodno.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes (For one whole day. My back was very cramped)
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yes

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? Cool. Sort of breezy (: The sky looks a little gray
What radio station do you listen to?: I listen to CD's, not radios
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Subway O_O
What was the last thing you bought?: School lunch
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Animal Planet, I believe

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: Bailey =x
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: me! =D
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My Mum

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: I..think so..
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: No
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yes
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Depends
Do certain songs make you cry?: Sad and deep ones xD

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: When I'm happy, yes
What can make you happy?: Roller coasters and ice cream(:
Do you wish you were happier?: No
Can music make you happy?: Yep

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: none O_O
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Er- no =/

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? Dark brown
Have any tattoos?: Do temporary ones count? =D
Eye colour? Dark brown

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: green and sky-bluish (Im getting green contacts soon! =o)
Short or long hair: Don't care for.
Height: Average
Best clothing: Normal clothing (?)
Favourite hair color: Brown

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: nonono
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Cried in school: yeah
Thrown up in a store: no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Mhm
Gone skinny dipping: o.e Rather not say.. (Jk. No. =I )

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Fine with both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla<3
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: Both
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums? Both are fine
Adidas or Nike: Dunno
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios
Cake or Pie: Piiiiiiie
MTV or VH1: Dont watch either of them ;]

And here's the letter:

Dear Santa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I threw our your sock drawer as you were eating a Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes.. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this XD.

Go drown yourself,
Fox

I'll do some cause they sound fun! xD

Dear Miharu Nakashima,
I don't know how to tell you this, I'm joining the Convent. I realized it last year when you peed your pants in a clown suit and when I saw you sit on your My Little Pony collection. I'm returning my cut toenails to you but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Steph

(wow.... really? love ya Miharu!)

Random Question About You:

Spell your name without vowels: tphn
What colour do you wear most?: Umm... red?
Least favourite colour? Brown- its just a color i'd never wear
What are you listening to? the fan
Are you happy with your life right now?: sure!
What is your favourite class in school? English or reading
When do you start back at school/college? Three months ago
Are you outgoing? Sometimes... Depends....
Favourite pair of shoes?: My skull converse
Where do you wish you were right now?: in Florida or California in the summertime at the beach!

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Nope
Do you believe in miracles?: Totally!
Do you believe in magic?: Um...
Love at first sight?: No, you have to get to know the person first
Do you believe in Satan?: Yeah (dont like him, but i believe hes real)
Do you believe in Santa: I was until I turned 9 or 10
Do you know how to swim?: Mmhmm
Do you like roller coasters?: YESSSSSSS! LOVE THEM!
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No way!

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yep and it was over something stupid too
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Probably- goes along with the first one
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yea
Do you cry when you get an injury?: depends on how bad it is
Do certain songs make you cry?: Yeah

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: No


IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: blue eyes FTW
Short or long hair: guys- skater hair thats not girly
Height: I'm short xD but for guys- average
Best clothing: ummm... clothes I wear to me
Favourite hair color: Brown

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: no way!
Laughed so hard you cried: yes- on a daily basis too!
Cried in school: yep and it sucks
Thrown up in a store: No
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: totally!
Gone skinny dipping: maybe when I was really little

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke- i think pepsi is gross
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single is more romantic but i dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate!
Strawberries or Blueberries: Blueberries
Meat or Veggies: either is fine
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar fo sho!
Adidas or Nike: I dont care really
Chinese or Mexican: Mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn flakes
Cake or Pie: Cake!
MTV or VH1: i watch both and i dont really have a preference

(Aww StephxLuke that is so nice! Nobody has ever wrote a silly letter to me!)

Dear StephxLuke,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over, I think I realized it When last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your innicials into your My Little Pony collection.I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo .
Best of luck on the sex change,
Miharu Nakashima.

Awww thank you Miharu! I loved it! It made me laugh! (and how did you find out about the sex change... Haha jk jk! dont worry- im still a girl and always will be!)