Dear Random Person,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your old new kids on the block blanket to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet lips and the apartment buildign is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Middy

Odd..............Yes, I'm sending it to a random person! XD

Dear Elmo
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember te pep talks and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon .
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Cassidy

I'm LOLing like crazy right now. And yes I mean Elmo the Seasame Street thingy.

Dear Homer Simpson,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your closet and I saw you sit on my Blink 182 cd. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Your everlasting enemy ,
Gabriele

Dear 35bell
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when When I quoted Forest Gump In your apartment and i saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that i Mocked you behind your back constantly and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Kiss my butt,
Jemimah.


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LOL.
I'm SO gonna do this again one day...

re-doing this one because when I was 12 I was dumb C:

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Mhmmm
B - BIRTHDAY: February 22
C - CRUSHING ON: Nope
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: ....Sarah
F - FAVORITE SONG: Airplanes
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Worms~
H - HOMETOWN: CALIFORNIA
I - IN LOVE WITH: N one~
J - JUGGLE: if throwing balls randomly in the air and attempting to catch them counts as juggling, then yeah.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Nope and never will
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 7 hours
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Never tried one
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: a quiet step borther. BUT HE'S LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER WHO EATS ALL THE FOOD
O - ONE WISH: Please no math D:
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Daddy~
R - REASON TO SMILE: Keep beating final operation on TC UTK2
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Phantom of the Opera
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:00
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR/PATTERN:......Stalker
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots~
W - WORST HABIT: Shouting "PARAMEDIC" whenever I see a ambulance
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: One on my sprained wrist, nov.5, 2009
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Piecis. idk how to spell it xD

Random Question About You:
Spell your name without vowels: Gnn
What colour do you wear most?: Black, White, Blue
Least favourite colour? Yellow
What are you listening to? Its silent right now
Are you happy with your life right now?: YUP
What is your favourite class in school? Humanities still~ i know I'm such a dork at history and LA
When do you start back at school/college? Two months ago was the first day of school :C
Are you outgoing? so-so
Favourite pair of shoes? Black sandals
Where do you wish you were right now? Im already at home C:

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: I can but I dont like to
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No. I'd probably choke to death.
Can you whistle?: yeah, one of my many talents. 8]
Write with both hands?: Nope rightie C:
Walk with your toes curled?: You bet!

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Nope
Do you believe in miracles?: Yup
Do you believe in magic?: sometimes :/
Love at first sight?: nonono
Do you believe in Satan?: mmmm kinda
Do you believe in Santa?: Nope
Do you know how to swim?: yes
Do you like roller coasters?: YESSSS(: OH YEAH. I CAN MARRY THEM IF I WANT TO
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No xD

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: yes

THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? cold
What radio station do you listen to?: I dont really mind but mostly Jill FM
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: hmmm Citizen Smith
What was the last thing you bought?:....My dress to where at the Phantom of the opera -.-
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: I didnt really watch I was playing TC UTK2

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd?: i never IM'd
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Myself xD
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Mom~

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: yes
Do you cry when you get an injury?: it depends how bad it is.
Do certain songs make you cry?: certain ones.

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Mhm
What can make you happy?: my friends and family
Do you wish you were happier?: Yeah
Can music make you happy?: yes

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: On a guy? No. One something else? Yes.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Nope

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair colour? Dirty Blonde [Whenever I say that I think it's wrong o.e. [STOPITFAMILYLIFEIHATEYOU]
Have any tattoos?: Washable tattoo o.o
Eye colour? Hazel

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favourite eye colour: GREEN/BLUE/HAZEL/BROWN...could have said everything xD MOSTLY GREEN
Short or long hair: Short
Height: Lets just say taller
Best clothing: idc but if its shlumpy....blech
Favourite hair color: idc

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: NOPE
Laughed so hard you cried: yes happens millions of times
Cried in school: yeah
Thrown up in a store: no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: yessss
Gone skinny dipping: eww no

THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI <3
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: either~
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCLATE
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Meat or Veggies: Veggies
TV or Movie: TV
Guitar or Drums? both are good
Adidas or Nike: nike
Chinese or Mexican: Mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: cheerios
Cake or Pie: Pie
MTV or VH1: MTV


Dear Michael,(LOL RP CHARACTER XD)
I don't really know how to tell you this, Our affair is over. I think I realized it When I quoted Forest Gump, Outisde your office and I saw you carve your innicials on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning you Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and The apartment building is on fire.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Genna [your creator 8D]