On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining the military nowadays...)

all of them make me laugh..i seen many before..

LOL Ardy, I'm reading this at school (in computer apps) and I started laughing out loud! XD everyone was staring at me so then I showed them this and they started like, Loling! XDD and so did the teacher 8]... Ahh... LOL

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I do get the "Product will be hot after heating." thing though, because companys do get sued because costomers burn their hands or mouths because of too hot food. (Someone sued McDonalds for not having "Caution: Contents Hot" on the label and won the trial.)

Yeah, I know about that. Some lady ordered a cup of coffee from a McDonald's drivethru window, put it in between her legs as she was driving away, and it spilled on and burnt her. And no one warned her it was hot! Teh horrors! So she sued.

People are stupid.

wow..i liked your the labels..!

LOL. these things made me laugh so hard!

Those were funny, I did see the peanuts warning before.

I found some more and I felt like sharing them;

Windex- Do not spray in eyes

Toilet Plunger- Do not use near power lines

Bowl fresh- Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Baby Oil- Keep out of reach of children

Hair Coloring- Do not use as an ice cream topping

Mattress- Do not attempt to swallow

Heinz Ketchup- Directions: Put on food

500 piece puzzle: Some assembly required

Can of self-defence pepper spray- May irritate eyes

Woolite Carpet Cleaner- Safe for carpets too!

Portable stroller- Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious. I'm still wonderin how someone could forget their child in a stroller and what else you'd use Heinz Ketchup for...

The sears blowdryer? I turn on a heater before going to bed and maybe they printed that because some people use a heater (blowdryer?) before going to bed. Perhaps they found out people use a blowdryer as heaters? Not like I ever did but...that must be the reason why, and they left it on in bed....

How dangerous!

Hahahahahaha I loled at most of them!

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On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

THey must assume you know it's for food? Hahaha.

The peanut bag you said that had the warning
*Contains nuts

Is really funny. Maybe some old woman or someone sued or called the company complaining she got an allergic peanut reaction OR the company itself is so paranoid, they added that to be XTRA safe!

Rofl! People these days have no brains. Of course peanuts are nuts! But these strange things make life so much more interesting. I wonder what would of happened to me if my mom left in the stroller and put me in storage...O_O Not a pretty picture...

I forwarded this to my friends and it was all over school the next day. Some other ones my friend saw when she was at the store said,

On the tag of a hammer, "Do not attempt to eat."
And on a matress, "Not for digesting."

No, just... no... Mmmm... HAMMERS! haha

I found a very stupid one on a package of hammering nails: "Not used for manicures." Um okay. I think we know that. Lol