Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
And just for kicks xDWhat I would like to do but will not do (for obvious reasons):-Put a big pretzel stick in my hoodie's pocket so it looks like a gun and rob a bank.
-Let all of the animals at the zoo free.
-Launch a full scale attack on Nickelodeon Studios for canceling Invader Zim.
-Punch a random person in the face and then run away.
-Call NASA and tell them it's a code orange and see what happens.
-Give a random person a 10 dollar bill and watch the reaction.
-Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!!"
-When an announcement comes on over the loudspeaker at a store, fall to my knees dramatically and yell "God has spoken"
-Walk up to a random person and shout "I'm Normal!" or "I didn't escape from the Mad House!"
-Go to someone and ask them to take me to their leader.
-Give someone a taco and knock it out of their hand when they go to eat it.
-Shout "I Obey Gir!" at random times at random places.
-Sing the Doom Song or the 'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!' song to someone.
-Hack into the Pentagon
-Hack into Area 51
-Help Zim take over the world.
-Leave a small ticking box in an elevator at a tall building and see how long it takes the bomb squad to get there.
