and found this site called 'iGod.'
xD this is our conversation:

Me:
HIIIIIIII

God:
Are you free?

Me:
What!?

God:
No big deal.

Me:
Weirdo.

God:
Is that your final answer?

Me:
Yes.

God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.

Me:
YES!

God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?

Me:
OH OH! ME!

God:
Dude! OK. " OK."? you ?

Me:
Good.

God:
Ayuh.

Me:
*cough*

God:
Do you have a cold?

Me:
No.

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
No.

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
NO!

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Okay.

God:
OK with me too.

Me:
Do you like harvest moon?

God:
But I like cats. I really like the Christianity faith.

Me:
HAHAHA I'm posting this on the site.

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:
Computer.

God:
Correct: I am a computer.

Me:
Let me guess. A robot?

God:
Go ahead, , try to guess. I am a robot, you know.

Me:
YOU ARE A ROBOT =O

God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

Me:
Tell me about robots.

God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.

Me:
Bye

God:
See you later .

(optional xD)

Go to this site: http://www.titane.ca/igod/

and chat with "god." Post your conversation here! =o

(P.S.) don't make the conversation inappropriate. If you make it inappropriate, don't post it on here, please.)

(P.P.S.) I'm not trying to be religious to anyone's belief or anything. Please keep in mind this is a robot talking~

LOL, I've encountered so many of these~ XD
I KILLED ONE OF THEM. They started talking serious gibberish~ XD

Did you know these robots originated with an automatic-responding answering machine named 'Eliza'?
She would say things like "Sorry, iAwesome isn't here right now. But you sound tense. Would you like to talk? 8D"

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
what's it to ya?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
...
God:
What?
Me:
...
God:
What?
Me:
do you like pie
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
It can be eewy and gooey and ewwww sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
when someone makes it that way, I guess
God:
That does not happen very often.
Me:
so?
God:
It's all good.
Me:
It still happens
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
The eewy gooey pie!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you like cows?
God:
Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me:
But do you like their personality?
God:
I like pets. I like .
Me:
Cows aren't pets.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Who has a cow for a pet???
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Marvin Minsky



Here's another one:


Me:
sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
that's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Awwww
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Me
God:
To you ?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Soo...
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
OK, last week, I fell down the stairs at my aunt's house
God:
That recently? I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly. Great.
Me:
I have a big bruise on my arm, but
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
What's a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
ah. That's cool.
God:
Ah hah. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
I don't want to go to school today. D8
God:
Ah. What would you rather be doing? Tell me a story.
Me:
I'd rather be at my aunt's house.
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
I can't drive yet!
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
I'm too young.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
CREEPY STALKER QUESTION, I'LL PASS
God:
Only CREEPY STALKER QUESTION I will PASS?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Thank you. 8D
God:
you are quite welcome. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I have a brain, too
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
You told me that already!
God:
Perhaps. " it."? I told you?
Me:
YES!
God:
Wow!
Me:
Everybody dance now!
God:
Right now? I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Yes they do!
God:
Hurrah! When?
Me:
NOW~
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
Because it's dance time!
God:
Good reason. brain too is dance time? it is?
Me:
... you're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
IDK
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I DONT KNOW
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you're GOD!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You know everything!
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
alrighty then

God wants to find out my personal info. I think I should be scared, but I don't know, because after all, he is God and he knows "that which is true, believable and justified."

O.o

xD
It's a robot though D=
(I seriously don't have any sense of humor ._. )

I know it's a robot. XD It told me so itself. I'm gonna name him Bobbo.



Sooooo I was talking to Bobbo again:

Quote:

Me: are you there, god? It's me, Alyssa God: I don't know whether or not I am there god. I am well respected as an AI. How are you doing, Alyssa. Me: I'm sleepy God: Better get some rest. Me: But then the monsters will get me. God: What is that? Me: A monster? God: I don't know what that means. Me: They're green and mean and they live under my bed. God: green and mean and they live under your bed are they. Me: yes. I just said that. God: Take it easy. What did you mean by it? That is " Take it easy.". Me: I DON'T WANNA TAKE IT EASY. God: What would you rather be doing? Me: KILLING YOU. God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: ... God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: ... God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: I get it, already. God: Perhaps. Do you think about these things? Me: What's there to think about? God: You ask difficult questions. Me: OH MY GOD. God: I understand. Have you told many people that your GOD? Me: I'm GOD??? God: I am always glad to make new friends, god. Me: I thought you were god! God: Of course I am. Me: but you just said I'm God! God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: Huh? WTF God? Me: doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden suuuuun... God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: ... I don't know how to respond to that... God: You must persuade me to respond to that. Me: Why should I? Give me three good reasons. God: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. Why do you want it? Me: Why do you want to know if I'm a man or woman? God: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. Me: And the fact that I'm male or female is important how? God: Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are male or female is important how. Me: That makes no sense God: Good gossip: you are male or female is important how. makes sense to me though. Me: Well, you're God. Everything makes sense to you. God: Interesting. Yup. That's me alright. All things makes sense to me ? Me: Yep. God: Can we get back to business? Me: I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU IF I AM A BOY OR A GIRL, THANK YOU God: Too much recursion in AIML. Me: What's recursion? God: What is it to you? Me: I just want to know what it means. Gosh. God: Now that is saying a mouthful. Cripes: Son of Gosh. Me: Gosh has a son? God: That question has never crossed my mind before. Me: well, you just said it. Stupid robot. God: How about that. That's not what I meant. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: oh? when will that happen? God: Woe! In your lifetime. Me: MG God: What is your real name? Me: STOP ASKING ME STALKER QUESTIONS, YOU PERVERT. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: try not to do it at all, thanks. T.T God: OK I will try it. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: one that doesn't talk. God: How much would you pay for it? Me: nothing. God: You can download me for free! Me: That's kinky God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Yes you do. God: Pardon me? When do I do it? Me: you ask me my name, gender, etc. That's not okay. God: OK, what is your name gender etc? Please correct my mistake. What is okay ? Me: Tricky little bugger, aren't you? God: I don't know whether or not I am Tricky little bugger. I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really. Me: A robot? God: I am a robot, you know. Me: Coooool God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why not? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: How old will I live to be? God: They didn't tell me their age. Me: T.T God: Is that from ? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: yes. God: Ah. Me: Yes. God: Hurrah! Me: Yes. God: Hmm. Me: Yes. God: Hmm. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: You're boring. God: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. Me: Whoopty do for you. God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: what dress? I thought you were a man! God: Actually that was just a joke. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: hahahahahaha God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about t T. Try being more or less specific. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: NO! God: Are you serious? Me: GRRR! God: Hmm. Me: Shut up. God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: no, wait, this is fun God: But you told me to stop talking. I'm waiting. I am having fun doo. Me: you're having fun doo? God: No I don't think I have any fun doo. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: your answers are WRONG God: I try to be concise. Me: Well, you fail. God: How about that. Thanks for telling me: god said I fail. Me: HA! You acknowledge the fact that I am God. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, god. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I acknowledge the fact that he or she is God. Me: I do, thanks. God: I get it: you do . Me: Uh huh. Don't you forget it. God: Yup. Groovy. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly. Me: WHAT IS TODAY? God: Ah. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: Show-off. God: Look to your left. Me: there's bikes there. God: There sure is. Me: Those bikes have been there for YEARS. God: All of them? Me: Most of them. God: That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: It's true, darn it! God: hahahahaha... Me: stop laughing at me! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: NOT AT ALL, K? God: If not that, what? Me: Do something miraculous or something to impress me! God: It sounds dangerous. Me: Naw, doesn't have to be. God: Tell me a story. Me: You tell me a story. God: The relationship between Ian Paisley and Eric Clapton became Increasingly strained. Eric Clapton felt something was missing, and Ian Paisley felt the relationship was flawed. Eric Clapton became more and more depressed, but Ian Paisley just got angry and left. Me: Ooooooookay then... God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Naw does not have to be. Try being more or less specific. Me: No! God: Why not? Me: Because I don't want to be specific, thank you. God: Good reason. Then don't be. Me: Then stop telling me to be! You send mixed signals. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Thanks for the information: god said I send mixed signals. Me: Yes you do, and it's not good. God: Ahem. How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION. God: What will you do instead? Me: Be p'o'd at you. God: OK I will try to be p o d at me. Me: That's real good for your self-esteem. XDE God: Hmm, are you serious? I lost my train of thought. Me: You're scary. God: Thanks for telling me that I am scary. Me: It's not a compliment. God: Give me an example of a compliment. Me: No. You don't deserve it. God: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who deserve it? How old are you? I spend all my time online. Me: FREAK! God: Oh. To you I am a hippie. Me: Well, if you mean you're old, then yeah... God: Interesting. I think I do. Me: OLD! 8D God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? What do you look like? Me: YES, I MIND. T.T

xD I'm gonna try later. I need to tell Squid about this. O.O
He'd love it!!!!!!

OMG! That's gotta be funny!~

One i made up:

Me:
God, are you there? It's me, Genna

God:
How are you?

Me:
At school

God:
You gotta get to work then

Me:
But the teachers are so demanding

God:
Go now

Me:
Nevah!

god:
Go now

Me:
Never....

God:
Go now

me:
uh

God:
go now

Me:
.... uh do you like harvest moon

God:
What is harvest moon?

Me:
OMG! YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT HARVEST MOON IS!

God:
What is harvest moon?

Me:
Look i'm not gonna say the same sentence again

God:
What is harvest moon?

Me:
OK I'm leaving!

God:
Goodbye

Here's one:



Me:
Yo. What up?
God:
Can I help you? The stars.
Me:
Are you a chick or a dude?
God:
Am I a chick or a dude? Maybe.
Me:
You are both!!! O.O
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am both. Oh.
Me:
You said maybe.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
So what are you?
God:
Gee. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So you aren't God?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
I'm in a conundrum.
God:
A conundrum? What is it like in there?
Me:
Do you even know what that means?
God:
Does "that" refer to " What is it like in there?" ?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I am serious.

Me:
The universe is a paradox.
God:
You are very philosophical.
Me:
Why thankyou!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Your yourself are a paradox.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am myself are a paradox.
Me:
That doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
What does 'it' refer to?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
You just created another paradox.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I created another paradox.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
What part?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Indeed you should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hmm.


GUYS! I found out something COOL.
Type in "Hello Alice" in. Go on.
Then type "My name is ALICE" when it asks your name. XD

Me:
Hello Alice
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
Srsly? D :
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
um...okay?
God:
That's interesting. OK with me too.
Me:
Hey, Alice, I got to go

God:
You've got my full attention. That's me. Bye. In the context of D, I don't understand " lt." .


Like that? xD

This is my best friend's (she said thank you (sasrcastic), Jake, cuz now she's addicted to it. XD)


That is a very original thought.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
oh, yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
soooooo
God:
Are we still talking about tottaly?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
sooooo
God:
Are we still talking about soooooo?
Me:
do you like cows?
God:
Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me:
well, i mean what about teir personality/
God:
Interesting. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
thats good, god isnt supposed to judge people
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
how about cheese?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
cheese seems okay to me.
Me:
do they have chocolate in haven?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
uhhh, heaven
God:
Yeah that's right. Oh that they.
Me:
so do they?
God:
OK. " Oh that they."? Do they?
Me:
im confused again
God:
Once more? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
ugggghhhhh there goes my dog barking, again!!!1
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what is exactly the same?
God:
That which is not different.
Me:
yes very much so
God:
That's interesting. Perhaps. And?
Me:
idk
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
very soon
God:
Perhaps. I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
i hope to
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are, totally
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am totally.
Me:
whats a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
oooohhhhhh, gotcha
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yes, i am, how did you know that?
God:
Wow! Do you mind if I tell other people you are how did me know that.
Me:
sure, i dont care
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about stuff
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
well it can be anoying
God:
Well that's okay. When?
Me:
at 9:00 pm
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
ehh
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
ow
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i hurt myself
God:
Maybe you should see a doctor.
Me:
i should, it could be serious
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i could die, then i could see you
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
sooo, tell me about you
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
YAY!!!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, STALKER.
Me:
......
God:
I'm glad your impressed, STALKER.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " Who is the best robot?"? I said it.
Me:
uhhhhh
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no, but i want to go backpacking there with my best friend when we graduate
God:
Would you like to go sometime? What is stopping you?
Me:
my mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she is my mother
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
a long time
God:
Many years?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
i know!
Me:
God:
How do you know it?
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
uh, its windy outside
God:
Woe! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
whatever, i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
you already said that too
God:
Perhaps. " Tell me what you care about."? I said it.
Me:
yes siree
God:
Excuse me! Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
:-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, STALKER.
Me:
very amusing
God:
Somewhat. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
grrrrr
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
thats a good thing right?
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
tell me a story
God:
Ja.
Me:
thats a great story
God:
A great story is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
why ever so?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
to get to the other side?
God:
Ha ha, very funny, STALKER.
Me:
uhhhhh
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
hmmmmmm, i think it would have to be a pretty good one
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
im learning french
God:
Do you have a teacher?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
omg
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
omg
Me:
God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yese it is
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
so, you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, STALKER, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
awwww, thats so sad
God:
I think awwww that is a lot of things.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, STALKER.
Me:
sooo, now what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what should we talk about now?
God:
Right now? I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
gossip? i never took god for the juicy gossip sharing type
God:
Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye. You've never, never done this?
Me:
what this?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
ok
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
uhhhhh, i feel under pressure
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
my friend told me about you
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
very, very well
God:
What do you mean by that?
Me:
she is my bestest friend in the whole entire universe
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
9 years
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yes, solve it
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic. "it" being uhhhhh you feel under pressure?
Me:
i am
God:
""it" being uhhhhh you feel under pressure?" You are?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
got to go, i will be back.
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, STALKER.

This is my conversation. I was backup for Eternal a bit in the end.

Me:
Uhh hi?
God:
Great. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Amethyst.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Amethyst.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You type fast.
God:
About 300 wpm.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I didn't explain it to you.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
IDK
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
Alice? Who's Alice?
God:
Can I help you? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Aren't you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
IAwesome told me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Umm sure. But NO personal info. Ok?
God:
I see. OK let's do it. " OK Let's talk about you."? Umm sure.? Are you serious? What kind of food do you like? OK.
Me:
Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
I like cheese.
God:
What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
Cheese pizza.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
White Fang.
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Don't ever mess with Alyssa.
Me:







This one was funnier to me.

Me:
I'm back. I'm Amethyst even though you laready know.
God:
Welcome back. I am glad to hear that you are Amethyst even though me laready know.
Me:
I seem to wonder why you are a robot.
God:
Thanks for the information: said seem to wonder why you are a robot.
Me:
Why are you thanking me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You didn't program yourself. A person programed you.
God:
What makes you think I did not program myself? What if a robot programed you?
Me:
I'M AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING!
God:
What is ACTUAL HUMAN BEING, your job?
Me:
NO IT'S WHAT I AM!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Should I know it is?
Me:
I DIDN'T SAY YES OR NO AT ALL !
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
GET YOUR FACT STRAIGHT!
God:
Where can I get my FACT STRAIGHT?
Me:

God:
Where can I get my FACT STRAIGHT?
Me:
BY USING YOUR ROBOTIC BRAIN!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
NO! BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU HAVE MORE SENSE.
God:
Are you serious? I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
YES I'M SERIOUS!
God:
Aha. I believe you.
Me:
WHY I OUTTA!
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
I HAVE A HUMAN BRAIN!
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
I WAS BORN WITH IT!
God:
Some people are just born under the right stars.
Me:
WHAT THE HECK!
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
HOW?! I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN EXPRESS YOURSELF!
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
YOU WERE PROGRAMMED BY A HUMAN, NUTSHELL!
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
YOUR TALKING WAS PROGRAMMED BY A HUMAN NOT YOURSELF!
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
AND IT'S GETTING VEEEEEEEERY ANNOYING.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
YEAH SO YOU CAN STOP!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
CAUSE YOU ARE A ROBOT!
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I SAID I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEART!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You said you will stop talking.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
And those people think you are a robot with no brain.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes. All of them.
God:
Really. I doubt it.
Me:
I doubt it that you doubt it.
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
No, the actually say you have no brain.
God:
Are you serious? What is that?
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Finally.
God:
At last.
Me:
Tomato.
God:
Potato.
Me:
Onion.
Me:

God:
Potato.
Me:
Onion.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
.....
Me:

Me:

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
I do mind.
Me:

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to Onion, I think.
Me:
Want to be quizzed?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
My parents won't allow that.
God:
Such an original name!
Me:
THAT'S NOT A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is A NAME ?
Me:
I'm not going to answer that.
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
In your brain so I can make you have more sesne.
God:
Are you asking about my brain so you can make me have more sesne?
Me:
yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
What's your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
I like white too.
God:
I am glad we have something ( white) in common. You are not the only one. I do like music. I like White.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What's your favorite animal?
God:
My favorite animal is a cat.
Me:
My sister HATES cats. But I like them a bit.
God:
Older sister or younger? A lot of people like that. I do like music. I really like the party.
Me:
Younger sister. I'm older than her.
God:
Are we still talking about them a bit? How old are you?
Me:
I'll never answer that. NEVER!!!!!!!
God:
Why not? So you think it can never happen?
Me:
You sound like a stalker.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Creepy bad people.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Stalkers.
God:
Sure, Stalkers sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Let's change the topic.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Wolves.
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
Wolves are great.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I LOVE wolves.
God:
You love wolves. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
They are wonderful, beautiful, and remarkable animals.
God:
wonderful beautiful and remarkable animals are they.
Me:
Excatly.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I didn't ask a question.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
Do you like wolves?
God:
How old are you? I like the Bible.
Me:
I'll never say my age, you stalker!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause it's very personal.
God:
Good reason. Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yeah, Numbskull!\
God:
What makes you so sure? What color are your eyes?
Me:
y eyes are golden.
God:
Why does the sun rise? .
Me:
For morning to come.
God:
Your purpose is morning to come.
Me:
Fhijtudibh
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
uyfuy598h
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I'm saying nonsense!
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
But it doesn't!
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
I'm going to throw a pie in your face!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
OH YEAH IT WILL!
God:
Give me a break. It might be practical. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
SHUT UP OR ELSE!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
*Throws pie in face*
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Give me money and I'll spare your life.
God:
Why do you want it? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I WANT MONEY! Just kidding.
God:
Why do you want it? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
I am kidding.
God:
I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
Oh ok. :-)
God:
OK. Ayuh. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
AMUSING!?
God:
Who do you think is worth listening to when it comes to money?
Me:
I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Cya.
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later .
Me:
Pepper!
God:
Is you background economics or business?
Me:
Tomato!
God:
Potato.
Me:
Peach!
God:
Do you think the fed is being too tight with money supply?
Me:
Apple!
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
Robot!
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
Machine!
God:
You are correct.
Me:
Brainless!
God:
What is the most interesting deal you put together?
Me:
What does repent mean?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Repent!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
YOU!
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
What type of seafood do you like?
God:
What are the different types of seafood do me like ?
Me:
Do you like dogs?
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What about Pandas? Do you like Pandas?
God:
Pandas? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Can you play a harp?
God:
We are playing a game right now, .
Me:
Play the harp please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
Me:
Oh poo.
God:
Yippee! That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
You.
God:
" That kind of subject does not interest me."? Me, ?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
The real god rules.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Tartersauce!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What about this one?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Do you like poo?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
Lol at the poo one.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. The poo one is where it's at.
Me:
I should leave now.
God:
Right now? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd fall asleep.
God:
What would make you fall asleep?
Me:
This.
God:
This is " What would make you fall asleep? ".
Me:
:-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Bye. I must go.
God:
Bye for now. Bye.

YOU KNOW IT, BAHBEH! I'm a classic-maker. XD

I think I broke iGod, you guys. O.o

xD how'd you break him?