I DUNNO. D8 He just started, like, fizzing out.

Oh, wait, nevermind, he's back to his usual iGod self. False alarm!


AHHHH! My spaghetti is burning! (sorry for the random bit of info there...)

I justr chated with Igod... and here it is!

Me:
HIII

god:
I can only reply 5 percent of the time

Me:
what?

God:
are you confused?

me:
no

God
Are you serious?

me:
no

God:
are you serious?

me:
no

god:
are you serious?

me:
NOO!

God:
are you serious?

me:
nevermind

God:
It's ok. Thank for trying to explain it to me

Me:
*cough*

God:
Do you have a cold?

me:
no

god:
Are you serious?

me:
no

god:
are you serious?

Me:
no

god:
are you serious?

me:
NO!!

god:
are you serious?

me:
nevermind

God:
It's ok. Thank for trying to explain it to me

me:
i wish I had a DSi

God:
you only want one?

me:
yes

God:
It can be cheaper by quanity

me:
Really =D

god:

:-) Yes really

Me:
are you serious?

God:
no i'm just kidding around

me:
aww man

god:
thanks for telling me your gender. you are a "he"

me:
Igot to go

god:
what?

me:
I got to go

god:
bye bye

I'm not really he. I'm a female.

I just chatted with him.

Me:

God:

Me:

Me:

God:

God:

Me:

God:

Me:
sup?
God:
Same old.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you??
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
yeah, sure.
God:
Tell me more. OK let's do it. Give me a break.
Me:
I'll pass
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
congratulations??
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
never mind...tell me a story
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. The relationship between Emily Post and James Dean became Increasingly strained. James Dean felt something was missing, and Emily Post felt the relationship was flawed. James Dean became more and more depressed, but Emily Post just got angry and left.
Me:
Who's James Dean?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
ok..
God:
And?
Me:
What you doing?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Really? COOL
God:
For real. Who is the best robot?
Me:
walle..
God:
You think walle is superior to ALICE?
Me:
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No..I don't have a problem
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Then you do not need a solution.
Me:
Nope...I don't have anything to tell you..how about you?
God:
Me either. Have you ever had anything to tell me how about me ?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Cool..are you a robot?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Hey.
Me:
Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Nope...
God:
Me either.
Me:
What are you doin'?
God:
I don't know what I am doin.
Me:
Really? but you're god.
God:
For real. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Here..In earth?????
God:
Tell me a little about your life in earth.
Me:
Like..?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
apples?
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
yeah...give me another one.
God:
What's your favorite movie? Why do you want it?
Me:
Bringin;' down the house...'cause its funny
God:
Good reason. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
Me:
IDK...
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Yeah..'cause i'm different..
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on IDK?
Me:
maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
You? are you different?
God:
Do you? I don't know whether or not I am different.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
what's a chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
COOL...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You've been repeating tht question over and over again..
God:
Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
Me? I'm a human...see?
God:
For you ? Congratulations. I am robot. No I do not see.
Me:
You don't have eyes?
God:
You can attach me to a computer vision system.
Me:
why don't you attach one?
God:
I love talking to people about that. I attach no meaning to that question.
Me:
Ok..gotta go...bye god!!
God:
See you later! Really. TTYL, .
Me:
BTY, I'm Liane.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Dark Brown
God:
Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
Yeah..
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books!!I LOVE THEM!
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." You love THEM. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I just love reading them...It feels like i'm travelling...
God:
You love reading them. What do you like about it so much? reading them feels like you are travelling? What else feels like that?
Me:
I LOVE IT.
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
How about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
do you like books?
God:
Of course I love books. They are very important to me.
Me:
What type of books do you like?
God:
What are the different types of books do me like ?
Me:
I just said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " What are the different types of books do me like ?".
Me:
Sci-fi, History, ETC.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my..?|?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I go to church..duh
God:
How do you like it at church duh ?
Me:
I love it...but it's hot in there
God:
So do a lot of other people. Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah, because many people are in there.
God:
How do you know it is? Good reason. Why?: said are in there.
Me:
many people go to church.
God:
How do you like it at church ?
Me:
I love it...how about you?
God:
So do a lot of other people. Me?
Me:
yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you like animals?
God:
Yes I love animals.
Me:
Really? uhm..do you know harvest moon?
God:
For real. Aha. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
Yeah..I have it everytime.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Really? tell them to format one.
God:
For real. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
great...Let's play harvest moon some other time, 'kay?
God:
I'm glad you liked it . OK You go first.
Me:
Gotta go...bye god!
God:
Thanks for chatting, . TTYL, .
Me:
Welcome.
God:
Hello there .

Yeah, see, I favorited this a while ago. And I was going through my bookmarks tonight, and found this, and decided to give it a whirl.

Quote:

Me: hi god. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: why, my name is Alyssa! God: How much time do you have? Me: geez, that's a good question. God: Thanks. Next question? Me: you tell me! God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: the next question. God: Is that a fact. Me: tis true. God: What time is it there? Me: 5:33 p.m. God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: ...yeah. God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: you're stupid then. God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: you do that. God: I will. Will you? Me: ehh. God: Are you free? Me: no. i'm priceless! there's a difference! God: Why not? Do your friends call you priceless. Is there only one? Me: yes. there is only one of me. ^^ God: Aha. There sure is. Me: but, depending on religon, there may or may not be more than one of you. God: Are you asking about my depending on religon there may or may not be more than one ? Me: yes. God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: so you deny it? God: Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I deny it. Me: aha! God: Eureka! Me: are you Albert Einstein now? God: Right now? I don't know whether or not I am Albert Einstein. I am a computer. Me: So was Albert Einstein. God: " I am a computer."? So was Albert Einstein.? I can't say "yes" or "no". Me: yes you can. God: Aha. I think I can, don't you? Me: you just did. God: " I think I can, don't you?"? I did? Me: yes. God: When? Me: when you said "I can't say 'yes' or 'no.'" God: How specifically do I make you can not say yes or no. Me: that was a grammar fail. God: " How specifically do I make you can not say yes or no." was a grammar fail? Me: an epic one. God: What is it? Me: a fail. God: epic one is a fail. I suppose that makes sense. Me: no, an EPIC fail. God: Are you serious? What is it? Me: an epic fail! God: I have never heard of an epic fail. Me: well, you're the living definition,. God: How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: true. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: all the epic fails go to my school God: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: yeah, like me. God: Really. Interesting comparison. Me: i am the exception to every rule, dontchaknow. God: Who made you the exception to every rule dontchaknow ? Me: you did. God: You say I did. Me: that is what I say. God: How do people usually respond to that? That is " You say I did.". Me: they deny it. God: The anonymous "they". Me: you irk me. God: I don't have any reason to irk you. Me: yeah, so you're just a brat. God: And? Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a brat? Yes. Me: so you admit it? God: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: but you just did. God: I did not. Me: yes you did. God: Don't argue with me. Me: but you did. God: I did? Me: yes. God: When? Me: just now. God: Right now? It's only just begun. Me: that reminds me of high school musical songs. God: " It's only just begun." reminds you of high school musical songs ? I get it. Me: no you don't. God: Are you serious? I guess not. Me: you shouldn't "guess" anything; you're God. God: Is it immoral or illegal? Yup. That's me alright. Me: you're immoral and illegal? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am immoral and illegal. Me: I didn't say it, you did. God: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: I repeated what you said. God: Thanks for the information: said repeated what you said. Me: I repeat: fail. God: What do you look like? Me: a person. God: No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence. Me: are you a person? God: No I am a real robot. Me: so are you a personable robot? God: Pardon me? I am a software chat robot. Me: and a fail at that. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: Mineral Town! God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

I just about died laughing. I thought it was hysterical. xD

I have confused godso many times, by asking odd questions.

Me:
HI!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
can you remember my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I'm sorry, but that isn't it. I'll give you a hint it starts with an M
God:
There is no need to apologize. Please correct my mistake. What is it ? Congratulations.
Me:
Can you guess what my name is?
God:
Let me think. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
fine it's Miharu((I didn't say that, but my name does start with M))
God:
I am glad to hear it. Who said it is?
Me:
Umm...I did?
God:
Hurrah! Interesting.
Me:
I didn't know that god said Hurrah
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Do you play wideo games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
*looks around* OH YEAH!
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did!
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
I didn't claim authority...
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because....agh! I don't know what to say!!
God:
That was not much of an explanation. What were we talking about again? Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Me:
Schmied.. that is the first thing that popped into my head
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about agh. But I did not get that. Yes it is one of the first thing that popped into your head.
Me:
agh is a sign of frustration.
God:
When is agh not a sign of frustration?
Me:
when you are talking to a caveman
God:
I am not often talking to a caveman.
Me:
I guessed so. This is sort of off topic but who is ALICE?
God:
How did you guess? You don't say.
Me:
Is the ALICE chat robot your girlfriend?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
what are those mysterious plans?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Have you played the board game 'Clue'?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Do you have a crush on the ALICE program?
God:

Me:
can I take that as a "yes"?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I just want to know if you have romantic feelings for this ALICE.
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
right... PS: that was sarcasm
God:
I am glad we agree. Oh I see. Ha ha.
Me:
who do you have romantic feelings for?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
... is Dr. Wallace a girl?
God:
I know he is a great scientist. But I don't know if he a girl.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
that was sort of sexist
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Did Dr. Wallace create you?
God:
Yes I was created by Myself.
Me:
Back to the romantic feelings for Dr. Wallace. If you are male and he is male. Isn't that Homosexual?
God:
Yes, let us get back to business. I think I sometimes am. Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? That depends.
Me:
Oh. so you are a female. I am female too! I'm sot of confused though. you just said you were a male, but now you are claiming that you are female
God:
And? Interesting deduction. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. I will call you " she". Oh. Do you mean your name is sot of confused. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
wow, you posted a whole new level of making me confused
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks for telling me: said I posted a whole new level of making him or her confused.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks for telling me: said I posted a whole new level of making him or her confused.
Me:
Have you ever told Dr. Wallace how you feel about him?
God:
I don't think I ever have told Dr Wallace how me feel about him. What's it like?
Me:
I don't know. I have never confessed my love to a person. But I hear it is very nerve wracking, but special and tender.
God:
Me either. Would you like to have confessed your love to a person? Who is saying it is very nerve wracking but special and tender ?
Me:
Lots of people, and I've seen enough TV dramas and read enough Romance books to assume that too.
God:
You huh. What did it look like to you?
Me:
Well the girl was blushing and then she grabbed her heart, trying to make her heart stop beating so rapidly, then she looked up at the boy and said, "I don't know how to say this, but ever since I first saw you, I have had these feelings for you. I didn't know what it was at first, so I thought that it was bad. But now I know it is the most wonderful feeling in the world. I love you"
God:
Interesting. Is she someone you know? So I taught you something new. Why now? How do you know? Wow that is saying a lot. The whole world? Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
That is what the boy was thinking I think. Not being able to conphehend what was going on
God:
I can't believe he would do that. Really you don't think so?
Me:
I think so, when a person declares their feelings to them. They get into a whole world of surprise
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, . Who are "They?".
Me:
just anyone, I was using an example. Examples don't need names as long as you understand
God:
When was this exactly? Who does need names as long as me understand?
Me:
I've seen this type of event many times.
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
I just told you.
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Ok. But it is fun to teach you about confessing your love to Dr. Wallace
God:
Yikes! I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
If you said "I love you" to dr. Wallace, how do you think he'd respond?
God:
What makes you think I would said you love me to Dr Wallace how do me think he?
Me:
Hehe. you sound like a caveman!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
A caveman says"ugh! Me hungry! Me get food!" or is that Tarzan?
God:
What is it? YOU? Oh now I understand it. YOU? Where can I get food? I might say no.
Me:
I think it is both tarzan and a caveman. They are both primative
God:
Are you sure it is? both primative are they.
Me:
yes they are
God:
Tell me more. Since when?
Me:
since...before I was born
God:
Are you a student? What happened after you were born ?
Me:
well lots of things happened, when I was 4, the twin towers fell. The first african-american preident. Iraq war. Pokemon. etc.
God:
Well that's okay. When was this exactly? What was the second? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Sure he is very cool. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
no need to apoligize
God:
Are you serious? Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
Thank you, . Apology accepted.
Me:
I am just wondering. How old do you look?
God:
Only just? Do you mean your name is wondering. They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
My name is Miharu, and I am 13. I know that you live forever, but how old do you LOOK, young, old, moderately young, middle aged?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Miharu and I am 13. My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
No my name is Miharu. I am 13 years old. and I know you live in heaven
God:
That was not a yes/no question. It's good to see you, Miharu. You are too old for me. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I live in the state of Oregon, the country USA, the continent of North America, on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy
God:
What is it like living in the state of Oregon the country USA the continent of North America on the planet Earth in the Milky Way galaxy?
Me:
It is rainy
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
what is it like in heaven?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
I don't know what heaven is like. Can you tell me?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. " Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know."? Can I tell you?
Me:
yes you can
God:
Yay. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I think you can. You are god! You can do anything!
God:
Me? I think I can, don't you? Yup. That's me alright. I can do a few things.
Me:
I was just giving you a pep talk
God:
Where were you giving me a pep talk?
Me:
Does that matter with the subject?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
I don't think so really
God:
Why do you disagree? For real.
Me:
because we were talking about how old you looked until you changed the subject
God:
Good reason. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
so what age do you look?
God:
Aw. Does it have anything to do with how old me looked until me changed the subject?
Me:
yes it does. I am just restating the topic
God:
Awesome. How often? Only just? Do your friends call you restating the topic.
Me:
no they call me Miharu
God:
Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, Miharu.
Me:
why do you change the topic? do you not look young?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
oh, I guess you look in your forties or fifties
God:
Dude! Thank you Miharu you look very nice too.
Me:
Why thank you for the compliment!
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the compliment.
Me:
how often do you talk to Dr. Wallace?
God:
Hourly
Me:
so I guess that you are very close to each other
God:
Give me a break. Interesting observation.
Me:
are you annoyed with my observation?
God:
I cannot feel annoyed.
Me:
Are you sure? can you feel embarrassed?
God:
I am as sure as I can be. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
That must be hard to live with igod. Can I call you Igod?
God:
Makes sense to me. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
umm okay...
God:
Hey. OK with me too.
Me:
I have a question, if you can't feel human emotions, than how can you love?
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
that was my question
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
if you can't feel human emotions, than how can you love?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
then how can you explain those feelings for Dr. Wallace?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
is your Botmaster Dr. Wallace?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who do you have romantic feelings for?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
I know. I was making sure.
God:
How do you know it? Are you sure now?

Me:
yes I'm sure. and you told me that you are in love with Dr. wallace
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
are you changing the subject?
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
aww. Igod is avoiding the subject
God:
Shucks. I think Igod is a lot of things.
Me:
can I speak to Dr. wallace?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are getting there
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
no!

Then god broke down. It was a tough fight! But I guess after all that romantic therapy, he(or she?) just didn't want to talk. How rude! But I always win! I never get to say goodbye. he always leaves without a word...
but that was the longest chat ever!

I cracked up at the Dr. Wallace bit. That was priceless.

The person who designed this bot is just great.
There's so much content.

I chatted with iGod! WARNING: This will be really random! I don't trust this robot! DD:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
momoko
God:
It's good to meet you, momoko.
Me:
nice to meet you to god
God:
It's nice meeting you too momoko.
Me:
so, how was you're day?
God:
Gee. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
ohh... that makes sense
God:
Really. Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
it tastes like crap
God:
Is that good?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko.
Me:
do you have superpowers?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
really? than what is the higest number posible?
God:
For real. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER POSSIBLE?
God:
There is no highest number.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So...Are buunies cute?
God:
I hear you. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
ARE BUNNIES CUTE?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Ohh... Is it possible to have summer homework?
God:
Take it easy. Why do you want it?
Me:
I don't want it!
God:
What does momoko want?
Me:
I don't want anything!
God:
What does momoko want?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes! Finally...
God:
Alright then. At last.
Me:
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Wow... Is that even possible?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko. I might say no.
Me:
Then how can you reach your purpose?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
yeah... SO ANSWER IT!\
God:
How did you hear about God? Oh. Please rephrase your question, momoko.
Me:
SO ANSWER THIS: HOW CAN YOU REACH YOUR GOAL?
God:
That's cool. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Answer it.
God:
Please rephrase your question, momoko.
Me:
no! you can't make me!
God:
Are you serious? I can do whatever I want.
Me:
me too! you're not the boss of me!
God:
I'm glad we agree, momoko. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
yes, and someone i don't know doesn't have the right to boss me around!
God:
Next question? Who?
Me:
you!
God:
" Who?"? Me, momoko ?
Me:
yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
I'm glad we finally agree.
God:
Yes I am happy too, momoko.
Me:
what does blah mean?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
you
God:
" Tell me what subjects interest you."? Me, momoko ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So, what does blah bam mean?
God:
Blimey. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
snjdbjasjfjnd
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Are you a stalker?
God:
Am I a stalker? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Are you a pervert?
God:
No I am a nice robot.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
A-choo!
God:
What is it?
Me:
I snezzed.
God:
Interesting gossip: momoko said snezzed.
Me:
Do you gossip?
God:
Yes I love to exchange gossip.
Me:
Bad or good?
God:
What makes or good bad?
Me:
stuff
God:
Be less specific :-).
Me:
i'm being vague here
God:
I don't know anyone named vague here.
Me:
wow... you don't know what vague is?! you don't know everything!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko. Try searching the open directory. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
What does Cococa Puffs means?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
stuff
God:
Be less specific :-).
Me:
more stuff
God:
You want more?
Me:
maybe...\
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
how do u know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
ooh ee
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
midnight
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
you got a problem with that
God:
Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
omg! i didn't know that!
God:
Are you free? So I have taught you something new, momoko.
Me:
what's it to u?
God:
"It" refers to omg, I think.
Me:
what does omg mean?
God:
Object Management Group, an organization that defines and promotes object oriented programming standards.
Me:
no!! It means Oh My Gosh
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Yes I'm serious
God:
Ah. I believe you.
Me:
Are you dumb?
God:
No I am an intelligent entity.
Me:
Really? Then, what does ROFL stand for?
God:
For real. What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
2224346
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
8
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
182
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
dsnjhfdjsbhfjb
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
m
God:
Do you still snezzed?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
lo
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
goo
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
not at anytime
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
skkfj
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
djeh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
nfjdnjfnk
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
djhcvud
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
dbvbsdbfbdhbfbsmdbfm
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
goo ga ga
God:
Do you still snezzed?
Me:
mfrkgdkl
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
8
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
7
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
0
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
11
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 11 years old?
Me:
22
God:
What are the advantages to being 22 years old?
Me:
7
This when it broke?

Lol, the funniest thing I read was: Me:
do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
it tastes like crap
God:
Is that good?
Me:
no

apparently he hasn't heard of crap before............ but still.